Keith Holder

term for a micro-penis.

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.

by keith holder April 22, 2022

CLOSET HOLDER

Someone who knows he or she is in the closet and his keeping their secret.

I was a closet holder once and I never let go either till he came out.

by Sklendeasy February 24, 2019

Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come

Hey girl wanna do Texas Holder

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019

dreyton holder

big cock and balls, ginormous. HUGE

damn Dreyton Holder sure has big cock and balls

by hashtaglikeaboss April 15, 2023

flag holder

Title given to someone who attempts to "Flag Pole Sit" from the 1920's, and does not use a seat. They proceed to let the flag Pierce their anal cavity.

"I heard that cuck is a flag holder,"

by ItsDrunk_Luck May 30, 2018

Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period

I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.

by Boni Jo August 23, 2025