hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 06, 2015

josuke hair

A pompadour used to mark an overpowered character in an anime.

Look at that character with josuke hair

by Persus April 18, 2020

Hair salonist

Someone that does hair

The hair salonist did an amazing job on my hair

by ConnieBiscuits February 08, 2021

Blubic Hair

On many blueberries, the fruit, little particles or fuzz exist around the stem of the berry. This is scientifically called Blubic Hair.

Eitan: Hey, do you want some blueberries?
Mima: No thank you , the blubic hair makes me wildly uncomfortable.

by Ace_Gel June 28, 2019

hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

root hair

A pubic hair. Root hair is a strange term used to replace the word pube in the southern US.

(person 1) "Ew what is that on the toilet seat?" (person 2) "Girl that's a root hair!"

by Funkniesha March 25, 2016

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013