Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.
When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.
by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008
Get the dirty gorillamug. It is a burp that originates in the pit of the stomach. It is usually accompanied by a dry heave. The person might be intoxicated. The burps are loud and scary (sounds like they might die).
She was so drunk that after she threw up she let out multiple gorilla burps. We thought she was going to die.
by Anastasia Alvarez January 3, 2008
Get the gorilla burpmug. The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.
Person 1: Gorillas in the mist nigga?
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!
by Sigourney Weaver August 14, 2009
Get the Gorillas in the mistmug. a word defining a completely fat douchebag mammal named derek.
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his ass.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fattyass mangina.
also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his ass.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fattyass mangina.
also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan
Ryan: Man that faggot Derek is such a garden gorilla.
Rico: That garden gorilla Derek has a peewee shooter.
Stephan: Word.
Rico: That garden gorilla Derek has a peewee shooter.
Stephan: Word.
by NMHBI October 20, 2008
Get the garden gorillamug. A man that that is extremely fit having huge muscles on his chest, shoulders, and arms that resembles the shape of a gorilla.
by bootyb March 4, 2010
Get the gorilla manmug. 
Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.
You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?
by G.Michaels June 16, 2010
Get the Gorilla Chompermug.