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Goofy Ass Bitch

A person who does or says stupid shit
or a funny person
Ex #1

Shawntae: You go to Judi house last nigh for that party
Mehgan: Man fuck that goofy ass bitch

Ex #2
Devin: Girl, I sucked DaeShawn dick so hard last night it went *pop* and came clean off
Hanna: Haha you a goofy ass bitch
by Girlbyebooandhello May 23, 2013
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goofy ass nigga

Half of you fucking idiots who wrote definitions, so... You fucknuggets are goofy ass niggas... Fucking retards
I CAnt spell GuD BuT heRes DefNitiOn, goofy ass niggas.
by DudefromLA December 24, 2018
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goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.
by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008
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goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you
ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS
by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus June 21, 2016
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Duluth Goofy Hours

A period of time that takes place in Duluth, Minnesota from 11pm to 5am where all the goofies, tweakers, crackheads and mentally unstable roam around 4th street terrorizing people.
David: Wanna go get some snacks at the 4th street gas station?

Matthias: No man, it’s Duluth Goofy Hours!

David: Oh nevermind then, I don’t wanna get robbed.
by SouthsideFlacko November 17, 2019
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Goofy boots

Him: I can't believe you're not goofy boots about this car.

Her: It's nice, I'm just not into cars.

Him: Well I'm giving to you.

Her: REALLY?!! OMG! Seriously? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG! OMG!

Him: Now THAT's what I'm talking about.
by Thidwick December 1, 2011
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