November Golfing

To be extremely nice to an individual. To go out of your way to portray yourself the most desirable dang present at the moment . A very effective way of posting on a member of the opposite sex when in desperation.

Mr Chaos always is "November Golfing" Giving the rest of the Garies no chance to ask the ladies to dance They just get lost in the fake romance.

by Unodatfasho January 8, 2011

Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014

golf-gasm

That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.

After a crooshed straight drive

"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli

"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny

by Jonny_23_Athlete August 4, 2014

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

Japanese Golf

A term that doesn't exist. Often mistaken for Kabuki theater.

It doesn't exist; it's only for show.

Jay: I have to go for my lyme treatment and play Japanese golf with my physician.

Me: Don't you mean Kabuki theater?

Jay: Yes, you're right Kabuki theater.

by Ludiquist November 14, 2018

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019