butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.
Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.
by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016
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Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.
I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.
by Metzgie June 30, 2019
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Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.
Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"
by Bebo Fabula June 15, 2015
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blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.
1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.
by goods23 March 26, 2012
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code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.
Let's play some code golf!
by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021
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Golf 3

This isn't an ordenary car this Is an automobile icon (a. k.a) the grumpy neigthbour car which Is a good car in fact but breakes Down a lot Also your 19 year old brother 's car. This car describes bulgarian automobile Industries.
A: Ei kak e novata kola be Brat? B: E golf 3 kakvo iskash qka Bri4ka :D
by Cupcakebackpack December 05, 2022
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Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.
“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice
by AnalGolfPro March 14, 2019
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