shit fuck drunk

Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower

Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk

by Caukblockalypse April 22, 2014

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

Nigga Shit Fuck

When a black male inserts his penis into the asshole of another person who has recently pooped, and not cleaned the asshole, leaving residue of feces on the inside of the asshole, and on the penis of the nigga.

John: How was your sex session last night?
Nisaiah: Messy, I had a Nigga Shit Fuck with my girl.

by Niggafucka February 15, 2023

twat licking shit fuck

The appropriate thing to say when you smash your knuckles.

Oh! You twat licking shit fuck! My hand is killing me.

by Kelly-TBCRI October 26, 2017

Hell Ya Fuck Ya Shit Ya

Or HYFYSY for short. Because why say "hell ya" or "fuck ya" when you can say "HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA"!?

Jack: "Dude, I was thinking we'll hit this rooftop bar for happy hour, then crush this dank new Korean fusion spot. How's that sound?"

Brad: "Oh HELL YA FUCK YA SHIT YA!!! I'm in AF!"

by Schroed April 13, 2021

kill people burn shit fuck school

Lyrics from Tyler, The Creator’s song named “Radicals”

Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!

Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*

by OF_WG_GW_KTA_ June 16, 2023

Shit Fuck

a fucked over situation, written in books as a shitfuck moment in history. also being a completely retarded and stupid person.

Hey seth mcfarland, how would you describe the clevend shows process as a whole?
well its a total shit fuck.

hey man
dont talk to me your a shit fuck!

by fuck you like an animal October 7, 2011