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don't follow the idiot

What you say to someone when you want them to think for themself and not do the easy or comfortable thing
She told me she was in a relationship for a long time and was not in love but would not end it since she was comfortable, so I told her don't follow the idiot end it and be happy
by @dontfollowidiot January 5, 2014
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The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
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Fallopadopaphobia

The fear of Fallopian tubes or the fear getting your Fallopian tubes tied in your fat plump coochie.
I couldn’t get out of bed this morning because Wyatt wanted me to tie my tubes. I told him I had Fallopadopaphobia but that motherfucker didn’t drug a nut for any plump hoe. Must be on some spongebob shit because his clarinet is hooting in the Bikini Bottom.
by FatCoochie May 16, 2020
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Freeway Fellowship

A preliminary, mutually beneficial alliance that two non-acquainted motorists on the freeway hold when driving in the same direction late at night to ease one another, just incase one happens to get in an accident, usually happens when there is a thick fog as well
"I was comming home from GasLamp in San Diego heading north on the 215 freeway and the only other car was a Mitsubishi Lancer right infront of me, we held a Freeway Fellowship because it was so foggy. After I got off my exit, I sure hope that stranger made it home okay."
by Gingabreadman186(db.) January 28, 2010
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Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
by fellowman12 January 26, 2011
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Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.
She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Saucy fellow

A term in William ShakespearesJulius Caesar” most likely referring to Kanye West.
Your saucy like the Kanye fellow.
Kim K thought Kanye was looking very saucy today.

Your a very saucy fellow today a mate.
by Hehaelder August 26, 2022
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