Five Finger Festival of Fun

male masturbation

"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"

"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."

by sween999 June 21, 2009

Midwest Ski Film Festival

the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.

Hey, lets go to the Midwest Ski Film Festival

by Davie99 November 18, 2009

Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!

Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011

East Side Taco Festival

Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.

Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!

by ufo8mykat September 8, 2011

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af

Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.

by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

katun festival

A party that consists of crossdressing and video gaming.

Did you go to Josa's party? It was a total katun festival.

by JBad666 June 6, 2019