Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.

I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.

It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.

by sweetpapa November 25, 2009

fagel

a term used to describe a "fake bagel". Or a bagel not in the proper shape or form.
Fake + Bagel = Fagel

::looking at the new Thomas's Square bagels::
"Yo man are you hungry? You want a fagel?"

by Jinu July 24, 2008

faelyn

Lame and girly

Ugh, that phone case is so faelyn

by LegoMyEgoWaffle November 7, 2017

New Fane

Worst school on planet, football and basketball teams are awful. May bee known as the New Fane Naggers. All schools hate New Fane because school is full of under acheiving students with highest drop out rank in all of western new york ever since the list was made for western New York. School is full of ugly benches aka people. With most girls and guy bein emos, whores, tomboys, or goths. Most underachieving grades ever

New Fane lost to Roy Hart 90-0

by RoyHart Rox June 10, 2011

Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

Fagel

A fag from The Bagelboy Club of Angeles City Philippines,

That Crumple he's such a fagel.

by Norman G June 1, 2011