Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Failure of Journalism

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020

failures

someone who fell for someone who was laughing at them the whole time, also see jan

Regardless of how deep the love flows with in she is always stuck with failures

by janruan August 21, 2022

failure

emily legrange is a fucking failure ans she's also a stupid bitch

Person 1 : what a failure

Person 2 : emily ?

by fuckingfailurev1 May 28, 2018

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

Girl Failure

A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.

"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"

by Umbrollax5x7 December 19, 2023