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Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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friendstoned

Someone that gets friendzoned by throwing a rock at the person of disgust.
That guy must have got a lot of pain, since he got friendstoned yesterday.
by kydjaran May 3, 2018
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fwiendzone

raze is my bestie purr🙄💕
fwiendzone is my bestie
by chapis bae March 23, 2021
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