Filipino stink bomb

After sex in Batangas the person doing a Filipino stink bomb will rip ass

Ew porker totally let out a Filipino stink bomb

by BatangasSC April 8, 2025

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018

Filipino Piledriver

A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.

Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.

by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025

Filipino humor

something that my friend made up. filipino humor is someone (who’s filipino) who thinks “loud = funny” liked hazbin hotel, helluva boss, have those insufferable wolf cuts, etc.. i am pretty sure my friend saw one of these people online once. now she thinks everyone who is filipino is like that.

ariana: “that girl has filipino humor”
marley: what is that supposed to be?

by teambluuu August 23, 2025

filipino clamato

Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.

by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019

Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.

It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.

by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025