Arsenal FC

The opposite of spurs

spurs are awful, Arsenal FC are the opposite

by steve keyboard man February 10, 2022

Arsenal FC

A team in the English Premier League, whos fans think they will buy any football player, ever.

"Arsenal FC need to buy someone"
"Yeah well in the transfer window we are buying Ronaldo, Messi, Reus, Hazard, Hagrid and Ainsley Harriott"

by Noisievelt64 April 17, 2016

Arsenal FC

A team that puts pressure on the top 4. They are supposed "rivals" to Chelsea FC and Tottenham Hotspurs. The club was founded by Arsene Wenger, who brought the club their only bragging rights in having an unbeaten season in the English Premier League.

Roberto Firmino gives Arsenal FC nightmares after repeatedly showing them how trash their defence is.

by Paul Drogba December 29, 2018

IC ABACUS FC

The best football team in London, fo shizzles

IC ABACUS FC rocks my boat

by A.Lee March 5, 2008

Ape fc

This is where a bunch of mugs post in a twitter group called “APE FC” everyone wants our heads of on a daily basis.

We are currently trying to win the league but we’re to busy focusing on fucking ape memes

APE FC - This is a group of lads who take the piss “Oi fatty come join APE FC

by What are you gonna March 17, 2020

Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.

“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Arsenal FC

1. A team that treats 2nd place as their sugar daddy and plays haram ball every game.
2. A team with delusional fans such as AFTV.

Have you heard that Arsenal FC finished 2nd again?

Yes 2nd place is its sugar daddy.

by gunnerfanchampionsleague October 18, 2025