Eric

Eric is the baddest mother fucker out there he has three penises and is a massive fucking unit who gets head from toms mom

Damn Eric is a sexy mother fucker

by Heyyyq19292 January 12, 2019

Eric

Eric is a double edge sword. He can be your best friend but at the same time be your worst enemy. He’s not loyal for the most part. He’s been known to betray people a lot. One thing to think about is that when he finds better happiness he’ll will trow you under the bus faster than you can say fortnite. Even though you been there for him for over years.

Eric can be both good and bad. But mostly bad.

by BetterThenFlameShoots4Life May 19, 2018

Eric

A useless afterthought. What remains after an abortion.

Can someone wipe the eric off the bathroom floor please?

by zktrlkm December 4, 2019

Eric

the most annoying person you will ever meet. loud all the time, and just doesn't stop talking. he also gets in trouble like all the time and yeah he's just really annoying.

That person is such an Eric.

by emmakristine1 October 3, 2018

Eric

Probably a cunt.

Authors note: after further review, any question had been removed. Eric is UNDOUBTEDLY a cunt.

“You know that guy Eric? Yeah, he’s a cunt.”

by FeckinMikeYo January 30, 2020

Eric

Somebody with a large hand

That dude is such an eric

by Xhegjd dynrf jh April 24, 2019

Eric

He will die if he doesn’t get dm’d nudies. A sex god, king of man. Hilarious beyond mortal knowledge. Fruitful and inspiring in his tweets and tones. Please before he dies send nudies. Believed to be the first person to make a “handsome Squidward” joke. Often misunderstood, always ignored in groupchats. Been known to ravage the frontal lobes of imagination. Rambler and exploiter of words often used incorrectly. Please send him your nudies in his dms before he dies.

Eric will die! Dm him now!

by Ih8thiskid January 30, 2020