Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Emergency food

Not PAIMON!

Paimon is not emergency food!

by Nion_YT March 6, 2022

Emergency SoS

to call the feds or authorities

this creepy guy keeps messaging me. i should Emergency SoS him

by lawquizox September 29, 2020

emergency dank

When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.

(In norwegian : #Nøddank)

Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸

by Tinitini June 23, 2018

emerges

a more intimidating way of saying appear

Compare:

He appears from behind the tree
He emerges from behind the tree

by CURNICNLGEE March 30, 2021

emergency

To make a big deal out of something not so serious.

“Omg Jessica is being such an emergency just because she got finger prints on her fridge”

by lettuce muncher April 11, 2023

Emergency room workers

magicians who put screens on a Nissan driver and boys who thrash

Emergency room workers make clones of people and gaslight people to think they are crazy and the people continue to provide a market to them because they love to be submissive.

by lilbananahoe April 9, 2021