Offensive eating

When sharing a limited amount of food or snacks with one or several of your (often fat) friends, the technique Offensive eating must be adopted.

Offensive eating include activities such as: eating as fast as you can, grabbing huge amounts at a time, hiding away parts for later - all to ensure you get more than your friend(s), or at least the same amount as them. Several degrees of offensive eating exist - the most affective (but also the most obvious to your friends) are licking the entire serving. Be aware: This technique will probably not work on fatties, southerners or poor people.

Host 1: Shit bro, Kenny is coming over later and all we have is one bag of chips...
Host 2: Prepare for some serious offensive eating - Kenny is Louisiana trailer-trash...

by Yeah, I´m talking to you! April 20, 2011

Eating the ship

The term of eating the ship is to, “ getting really fat or, being too dirty for eating

Man, you are ‘eating the ship’ that too much

by Carlos2739 April 29, 2020

Eating Ass

The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue. Often done by Alondra on Tuesdays

"Whats up bae?" "Eating ass fuck you mean?"

by Louiegluey May 19, 2014

eat dirt

when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.

jessica: wow you're an idiot.
maggie: eat dirt!

by yung rel January 10, 2009

eat the biscuit

when a guy and his friends do a circle jerk, they cum onto a biscuit. the last guy to cum has to eat the biscuit.

oh snap! kendrick has to eat the biscuit again! he must like it.

by lizzie1 October 13, 2008

Eat the box

To go down on a female and provide stimulation to her clitoris via the tongue; cunnilingus

Yo, did you eat the box?

by James F. Boone IV December 27, 2004

Defensive Eating

eating all the good food first so nobody else can get to it-mark

"man i hate when he does his defensive eating"

by suhhhh duude February 25, 2017