England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 19, 2022

The city of England

Where our lord and saveior Nick Crompton is from and is Litty unlike the trump worshiping zombies across the Antlantic

ima Go to the city of england cause the US is litty

by The_Smug_One September 28, 2017

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

New England

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day

"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"

by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015

New England Candy cane

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood

yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011

New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.

Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster

by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015