urban dictophobe

A person, generally between 5 and 15, who bars themselves of using the Urban Dictionary, as they keep their brains clean of the dirtiness of some definitions.

Dude, I just play club penguin and watch Spongebob. I am an urban dictophobe and I won't even search my name...

by Dukeoflemonade August 22, 2017

perceptual distortion

When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.

When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.

by but for May 9, 2018

urban dictoinary

a place to look up different definitions that other people defined and people only look up the funniest ones.

did u go to urban dictoinary, I hurd there are a lot of funnie defonitoins in there.

by ThatCatLadyDownTheRoadFromYou September 15, 2020

micro-dictorial

Some one that is far more controlling and overbearing than a micro-manager. This person will not just tell you how to do something, they will stand over your shoulder and tell you step by step to do the task the way they would do it, not even allowing you to proceed if you know how to do it in a possibly better, different way. Could also be referred to as micro-dictatorial; but "micro-dictorial" flow more easily off the tongue.

My boss is one of the most "micro-dictorial" people I have ever know.

by Snitas March 11, 2021

dirty ditta

hes a very nice, sexy, huge penis 7.4 inches man. all the girls chase after his huge horse cock but he already has a girl. he also can show you the devil love which brings out his aggressive beast love

' omg that dirty ditta has a huge cock'

by roger wood May 3, 2023

dictory

Getting dick after your mans wins a game.

"Bae just copped his victory. Now it's my turn to get the dictory."

by ayeeliciaa October 23, 2016

Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011