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Dingleberry Fairy 

A male who engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.
"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'
Dingleberry Fairy by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

Dingleberry sling 

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.

Dingleberry Catch 

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.
Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

Dingleberry Syndrome 

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.
Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

Dingleberry digeridoo

A sexual act where the lead partner (male) inverts the other sex partner and commences with parting the other person's ass cheeks before blowing raspberries into the asshole while the recipient of said raspberries cups the other person's ballsack while giving him a handjob and participating in a mongolian throat singing session.
"hey girl, you got a clean asshole so I can give ya a Dingleberry Digeridoo?"

Dingleberry Brain 

A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.
Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.