What's the diddio?

phrase used by the coolest of cool people, to request a summary of what's happening/ what's going on. Can also be used as an introductory phrase or a conversation initiator. May be shortened to simply "diddio?" when pressed for time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's the diddio?"

Guy 2: " Not much"

Guy 1: " What's the diddio with that?"

Guy 2: " shittty buz"

by Costalotmungicake September 30, 2011

diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,

"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.

by Andrew Eaton November 7, 2006

Didier Drogba

the worlds greatest footballer. ever.

Hey, did you see Didier Drogba last night? He's the best footballer ever!!!! And that Will Geffen is a cunt.

by Drogba January 16, 2009

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

the diddler

The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.

"It's the Diddler!"

by Recovery15 November 11, 2013

Diddle-fingers

One who puts his/her fingers into the rectum of another and proceeds to wiggle his/her fingers.

That large man, after sticking his fingers in the little man's ass, became a diddle-fingers.

by ueijfasdklfujiovakj;d November 7, 2010

diddler

a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.

matt cohen is such a diddler

by ya September 2, 2004