lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.

It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.

by OnionAnus October 6, 2019