deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

deez nuts

HA, GOTEEM

Deez nuts. HA GOTEEM

by made by shaun October 21, 2021

Deez nuts

The thing that hangs on below you for dear life lol

Bruh can't believe I lost deez nuts

by Jffhushrgofiofo February 1, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

deez nuts

man bady part manily used for a joke

hi says p1

deez nuts says p2

1i had cheese buger

2 i yr dads deez nuts

by yrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mooooooooooooo March 2, 2022

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a word derived from the clan of sugondese where they are at in the sugon city

Deez nuts is also a joke you can make any joke out of it
Fun fact:sugondese people are at western China whos leader now is The Wok

He have a Chinese holy wok pan can kill you at 3 seconds

As he shout out
"Its about China

Its about Taiwan
We stay hungry

We eat noodles"
Anyways
Back in the meaning of the world
Sugondese people do a ritual called bofa
ok im gonna stop here
BRUH

an average joe:ay whats up dude
me:yeah I'm good how about you?
An average joe:im fine too. I heard you have a disease called sugondese
me:yeah im feeling not alright today the doctor said I have 2 weeks left to live
an average joe:wait whats sugondese
me:SUGONDESE NUTS BI!CH GOT EM
an average joe:YOU ILL KILL YOU FACE THE WRATH OF BOFA
me:wait whats bofa?
an average joe:BOFA DEEZ NUTS
me:*ded*

by Vampix#69 December 24, 2021