sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

cheesecake dealer

Someone who eats cheesecake out of a gay man's asshole

He's the biggest cheesecake dealer around he's soooo gay

by It's ya boi jerome May 12, 2020

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

Jest Dealer

An individual who you know next to nothing about but you frequently text them only to be supplied jokes, gaffs, memes, and other comedy related media.

I realized I hadn't ever had a real conversation with Jeremy, my jest dealer, but that I had only been turning to texting him to be shown an array of jokes that we could mutually appreciate

by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020

mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

soap dealer

A stupid idiot who tried to start a soap business and failed. Now he talks about dealing drugs and growing weed

Hey have you heard of valaxion the nigga who tried to sell us soap what a soap dealer

by Peepeepoopoo10385 September 19, 2020