Discord Mod Days

The day's members can harass mods all they want, mods aren't allowed to lock channels or ignore them, or mute.
Good luck the days start on December 12th and ends on Jenuary 27th

Member: Hey its the start of mod days.
The mods: Huh what is that
Member: We get to harass you all day. Cause its discord mod days
Mods: Noo!

by Climber of the trees | Slotthe December 12, 2020

World Domination in 60 Days

An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.

Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Golden Days

The Panic song from the new album Death of a bachelor which is so fucking good dont say otherwise

OMG!! have you listened to Golden Days by Panic! AT The Disco yet?

Uhm, duh

by Folieano April 30, 2016

Fake National Days

National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.

Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”

by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020

fer days

mass quantities, high quality or long period/s of time.

I havn't seen that dame in fer days! i will have to hail her on the sabbath!

Oh, I'm gonna need fer days of bricks! building this chimeny will surely be a task of the harshest kind.

i was eatin' this cookie last wednesday and i was just like "fer daaaaays!"

by p-chyles October 27, 2009

Santa Caligon Days

A festival thrown over Labor Day weekend located on the Independence Square in Independence, Missouri. The purpose is to remember the Santa Fe Trail, California Trail and Oregon Trail. Although it is a historic event, it is celebrated with knock-off country bands, expensive food and drink, a beer garden, broken carnival machines and lame games. While walking around the festival one might find several repetitive booths such as, but not limited to; lemon ice, funnel cake, pulled pork, hot dogs, balloon darts, duck pond games, and other people who are more than willing to rip you off. To the hard-working citizens of Independence, Missouri that live near by, the festival is nothing but a nuisance. Virtually every street surrounding the square is closed off for almost a week, pedestrians don't use their cross walks and force us to threaten to run them over and there seems to be an increased number of intoxicated white trash running around (and sometimes shirtless). Hopefully one day the entire carnival will catch on fire and burn the fuck down leaving nothing but smoldering ash, burned bodies and a root beer stand, because that's all I find this obnoxious event good for.

"Dude, you wanna do to Sallycaligon tonight, get wasted and blow chunks off of the Ferris Wheel?"

If you spot children on leashes, gator on a stick, beer bottle art or an astonishing number of mullets and muffin topped tramps, you are probably at the Santa Cali Gon Fair.

If you are stupid enough to walk several blocks to the fair or pay $5.00 in parking fees, then you are stupid enough to participate in Santa Caligon Days.

by Freak4art September 5, 2009

Salad Days

1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.

2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.

1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.

2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.

by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004