Crevasse cream

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

by Grimmi January 20, 2018

Cryhard

A cryhard is a person who always gets butthurt or bitches about some elses opinion and blocks or deletes them because they rather act like babies than adults.

Those people are being cryhards because they can't accept another person's opinion.

by Ziokan May 18, 2018

Cryagra

A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.

A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.

by QuacksO June 7, 2018

crybaby

a bratty little child that doesn't stop crying

Jerzee is such a crybaby

Girl 1-did you hear that Tavy cried because she got a B on her english test Girl 2- yea she's a crybaby and she will always be one

by Kambron Gill June 11, 2018

Crymaxer

A person who at climax, starts to cry.

Yea sex with Lynda was great. But I found out she’s a crymaxer.

by Deathmaster2k October 24, 2018

Crybaby

Tom Brady after Super Bowl LII.

He was a crybaby.

by BLGBaby February 3, 2019

Crypasalanging

Having or doing sexual acts with a woman in which the man puts his penis in both the anus and urethra.

Bob thinks crypasalanging will be fun to try with Lana.

by 4.20.69 April 29, 2019