Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Bowl Crawl

Similar to a pub or bar crawl, except with marijuana instead of beer. The process in which a friend group walks or bikes to all their local smoke spots in a night. Usually smoking a joint or so at each. As the night goes on the group gets higher and higher, and the crawl becomes more difficult.

“Man that Bowl Crawl was crazy this weekend”

“Yeah I was zoinked by the time we got to the third spot”

by Barfbatter April 14, 2021

Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.

Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.

by Microcrawler August 15, 2024

Crawl-by

When someone checks out another person

Dann - she’s wearing a thong.
Stanly - how do you know?
Dann - I did a crawl-by.

by ChocolateCake6985 November 28, 2024

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.

Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.

by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025

Crawls

A sickness or illness where a person cannot stand or walk to toilet from either vomiting or diarrhea or both. So they must crawl.

I won't make it to work today boss got a bad case of the crawls.

by Road1nner April 6, 2024