cosmic wank

The process of masturbation when high

“I had a cosmic wank last night’”

by Claret123 November 25, 2017

Cosmic Slut

An insult to the meme community.

Our son is a cosmic slut.

by Gayfaggot9898 July 3, 2018

Cosmic Fuck-All

A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.

“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”

by trikki September 14, 2018

CosmicLick

When people are playing games to humiliate you, and in turn, are humiliated themselves.

The universities should have realized by the games they were playing, they would receive a karmic CosmicLick.

by whatiamibutyourreflection October 24, 2019

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

Comic sans effect

When something is good, but looks a lot worse because of the way people treat it. Like how people hate comic sans because of people misusing the font.

The Comic sans effect completely ruined the killer clown's scariness for me.

by emeraldyes July 7, 2020

comically small spoon

tea spoon

person 1: you want a comically small spoon?
person 2: you mean a tea spoon?
person 1: alot funnier if you didnt explain it

by thatonememe21 November 24, 2020