Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.

Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete

by FanOfStan April 22, 2023

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completion bag

A condom

Hand me a completion bag so we can get this party started

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Track Complete

Yes!! A Track Complete is always the greatest feeling on your first future level! A Full Recall or even Pure Memory will make one smile.

Lizzy: Hey! I got Track Complete on Dreamin' Attraction!
Max: Took you 5 years. I got Pure Memory on everything.
Lizzy: I hate you.

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completely ass

this means when the show is completely horrible, when the show can never be good, when the show shouldn’t have been made, and how it should be erased from existence.

for example “ this show is completely ass “

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