Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

Coconut Pete

The infamous guy who wrote the song "Pinacoladaburg" which got ripped off by Jimmy Buffets song "Margaritaville".

Coconut Pete's reaction, "That son of a son of a Bitch!"

There is the island man Coconut Pete, pours himself a shot of tequila, there's a little place called pleasure Island, boy would I like to feel ya

by Hungoverballsack June 21, 2015

coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians

Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!

by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017

coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.

"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."

by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015