texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.

No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.

by Bryoo August 1, 2021

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.

“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”

by Superman1248 June 11, 2021

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Shucking the corn cob

When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.

"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"

by Nopieropie August 20, 2020