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Coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018
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Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.
I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.
by UVPdx November 19, 2020
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coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.
Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.
by Sidewhore January 30, 2018
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Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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Coconut Bandit

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.
by Austin Ries July 29, 2011
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coconut dick

When a penis greatly resembles a coconut, generally belongs to Brazilians
Hell yes I love this coconut dick spill your juicy coconut milk all over me!!!
by Meatbeatjamal69 January 31, 2017
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Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
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