chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

by My May 9, 2003

Chomp

Referring to a Fish taking the bait on a hook.
The person playing the joke is the Fishermen.
The person having the joke played on them is the Fish.
The joke itself is the Bait & Hook
To bite on a hook (joke)
To fall for a joke or prank.
To make someone "Chomp" you must have them fall for the prank or joke you are playing on them.

(Chompee) " I went to talk to that girl you were talking about and she said shes got a boy friend"
(Chomper)" She gave me her # when i talk to her"
(Chompee)"She DID?"
(Chomper)"That’s a Chomp"

by MC30 February 19, 2008

Chompapotamus

A broad-snouted crocodilian. a.k.a an alligator

Chubbs: That damn chompapotamus bit my hand off!

by SizzorB April 3, 2008

Chain Chomped

When Someone Is So Pissed Off, Or Angry, That They Draw A Picture Of The Person They're Angry At, With A Giant Chain Chomp Eating Them

She Was Angry At Her Boyfriend, So She Drew Him Being Stabbed And Eaten By A Chain Chomp

And Then She Proceeded To Shout At Him, "You've Been Chain Chomped Bitch!"

by MEH and cloFEARX October 15, 2009

chomps

sucks, shitty, totally bites.

~ Heard it from my hairdresser, who is remarkably not gay.

"Oh, you live in a leaky condo, dude that totally chomps".

by peter.jubb September 2, 2004

Womp Chomp

When a girl places her mouth over a guy's rectum so he can poop in her mouth and she chew's the poop rapidly and leaves it in her mouth then gives the guy a blowjob.

Felix:"Bridget gave me a Womp Chomp the other day."
Todd:"Damn bro thats gross."

by niggerbeater27 August 19, 2011

chomp the knob

to perform fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"What the heck are those two doing in there? I've been waiting to use the bathroom for over 20 minutes!"

"Maybe she's chomping his knob."

"What does that mean?"

"You know, suck the cock, chomp the knob -- same thing!"

by Neil and Bob November 26, 2006