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grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.
Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.
by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011
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Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!
After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!
by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012
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Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”
girl - “do you know what i want for christmas
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”
by THETAKO September 28, 2017
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russian candy cane

- Would you like some real russian candy canes for your meal today?
- Yep, I like them that way.
by romskoloy May 27, 2019
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russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!
by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021
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the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.
she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.
by Harold Balzonya March 30, 2015
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Sugar Cane

When a person snorts cocaine off of a man's penis while it is erect.
Samantha performed a sugar cane on Paul.
by GlazedToaster June 9, 2014
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