A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
This boy is the best boyfriend in the entire universe. He is so sexy but sometimes he stinks really bad. A really good basketball player like Lebron James. Averagely smart but he knows how to do the math when tipping so it makes up for it. He is really ghetto and thinks he is from the hood. He loves Nyla so so so so much and will kill anybody that likes her. If you ever meet a Curtis run the opposite way because you will probably fall in love with him.
"Curtis Hugger has a big schlong"
by zeavranalyn February 18, 2022
Feeling low, feeling fluffy, confused as fuq, estrogen peaking and your hair starts getting curlier by the second,
- exempt from balcony’s
- exempt from balcony’s
by Balconyjumper101 January 09, 2022
The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
by Not Lauryn December 27, 2019
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by Curtie Turdy May 07, 2014