Fuck Crumb

n. (pl. fuck crumbs) - A person between birth and adulthood.

I wanted a blowjob, but Lisa had her fuck crumbs for the weekend, so I just jerked off.

by The Tongue Demon March 05, 2007

boody crumbs

the tiny remains of fecal matter around your anal hole after emptying out

dang, I layed down for a nice hot bath this morning, and i think i swallowed some floating boody crumbs...

by Mack October 24, 2004

vaginal crumb

When a dirty skank, named Katie, whose buttcrack hangs out all the time, leaves vaginal crumbs all over the toilet seat, and you, the next person to use the toilet, has to wipe off the vaginal crumbs before sitting down.

My roommate, Katie, leaves vaginal crumbs all over the toilet seat! Does she eat bread when she uses the toilet?? I don't understand where the vaginal crumbs are coming from!

by titsmgee69 April 11, 2010

Crotch Crumbs

The bits of dried lube and genital fluids produced by friction that come off and accumulate on the bed during sex.

Ewww! Hilda and Bob left behind a huge pile of crotch crumbs!

by AngryReptileKeeper January 27, 2009

crumb gobbler

1920's, A cake-eater ot bun-buster who makes a speciality of crashing in at teas. A person who attends teas and luncheons uninvited.

Ernie is just another crumb gobbler.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

crumb cutlet

When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. Then you proceed to run away screaming "cumb cutlet!"

That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her the crumb cutlet down at the beach and then left her there.

by rhflip85 September 05, 2006

fun crumbs

Potentially absorbed residual fun, excitement, entertainment, and acceptance obtained by being around a person or people who exhibit positive traits and do fun and exciting activities exceedingly more interesting than those activities you normally participate in...

a strange objectification of the noun "fun"...

Used in general: "i want a girlfriend that's more fun than me, so i can get sprinkled with fun crumbs and not sit online all night"

used as a rating or unit of measurement "~hot fun girl~ leaves a trail of fun crumbs.. i want her all to my lonely boring selfish self"

by Castro__ May 07, 2008