Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012

Crayon

The brown ones taste the best.

Nom Nom brown crayons.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.

"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!

by jakmof April 21, 2018

Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!

"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018

crayon

femboy bum

crayon is a femboy bum

by bumbum66 August 5, 2021