A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
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Get the Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon mug.by Lisa griffin November 29, 2007
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1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.
2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.
3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."
4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.
5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.
3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."
4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.
5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.
1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!
2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!
3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!
4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!
5)
a. Charity Sex!
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!
2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!
3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!
4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!
5)
a. Charity Sex!
by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011
Get the charity sex mug.What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
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EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
by ESCAPADES January 23, 2011
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Get the claritijizzy fo' shizzy mug.1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012
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