Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.

I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.

by E? September 4, 2006

cheesy creases

A stinky ass-crack.

"That bizatch had some cheesy creases."

by x January 31, 2003

cheesy of cheeses

the lamest of lame

man oh man, this internet is the cheesy of cheeses!

by you know who i am March 16, 2004

cheesy charlie

The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a hot plate.

You don't have to go to Chucky Cheese's to get cheesy anymore kids!

by Niggslayer June 19, 2004

Cheesy backman

Someone who has Cheeto looking earwax and lots of “bacne” (back acne)

“Why does that guy look so gross?”

“Oh, he’s just a cheesy backman, don’t mind his orange earwax and acne.”

by romolusben April 20, 2023

Cheesy Fuzzlies

The small pieces of sweaty lint and or dry skin that get caught right at the top of your ass crack.

I think my dryer’s lint filter isn’t working so well. I scratched my ass and found some cheesy fuzzlies more than normal.

by Memelyn December 24, 2022

cheesy armpits

When your arpits are so crusty they have a cheesy texture

"Hey man, u got sum cheesy armpits"

by Sussy Wussy Furry UwU March 10, 2022