boomeranger

when you think you got rid of something or someone for good, only to have said subject come hurtling back towards you triple fold with no reasonable reason for this unforgiving bullshit that you deserve to avoid.

Farrrkkkkk dandruff is a boomeranger! I look like a flaky meringue pie whiter than the English snow and I'm ethnic!

Lolita was meant to move to Australia for good but she's back under the same roof as me after less than one week abroad. Whatta boomeranger situation this is and I am not impressed.

by ACunny November 28, 2024

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Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.

If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.

by KarlKox September 10, 2025

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Poop Boomerang

When you put negative thoughts out into the world and they come back to you.

“I never win”

“Don’t say that, it’s a poop boomerang”

by TSthebest December 7, 2025

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Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

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