Canada's History

Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.

"Dude, Canada's History is looking really bleak from here."

by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.

-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."

-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."

-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."

by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct February 5, 2010

canadian history

a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History

Eh, you guys get into a fight last night

Nah, just studied some Canadian History

by sycamoron February 5, 2010

Canada's History

according to Stephen Colbert, "A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup"

Man, I just did Canada's History on your mom, and she loved it!

by TheBeaver. February 5, 2010

Browsing History

1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.

1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.

by nick202007 September 22, 2018

History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?

Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV

by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021

puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021