Pushing The Banjo

You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable

Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister

by Lil_DemonWolf666 October 10, 2023

Aggressive Banjo

Someone playing the banjo like you would a metal guitar, and it also sounds just like a metal guitar as well.

Hayden Was Playing Some Aggressive Banjo At The Party Last Night.

by Toasty Toaster January 17, 2021

Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.

That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.

by Lostcloud January 14, 2017

Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021

Banjo

A fucking sick cunt that (unlike Adnan) has a huge fucking cock and penetrates your girl every night

Fucking he’ll banjo such a fucking sick cunt

by chese string November 17, 2020

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020