Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega August 31, 2020

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.

I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.

by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020

Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit

David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk

by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020

BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by anonymous March 12, 2022