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Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.
I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!
by Arkieboy May 27, 2025
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Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal
by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019
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Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni
Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head
by poggerspepega August 31, 2020
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bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head
Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!
by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022
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finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.
I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.
by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020
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Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit
David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk
by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020
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BONK

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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