sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Average Complex

When somebody believes that they’re just average despite evidence that proves otherwise. They don’t believe they’re worse than everyone like a person with an Inferiority Complex, nor do they think they’re better than everyone like a person with a Superiority Complex. Rather, they believe they’re just like the average person, even if they are better (or worse)

Sarah: “You did AWESOME on the piano today!”
Hinata: “I don’t think so, anyone could do that. I’m nothing special”
Sarah: 💭 “Poor boy, someone has got to get him out of this average complex and help him realize he’s genuinely amazing”

by SHSL ??? November 15, 2025

dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

Decently averagely small

Basically the opposite of decently averagely tall. You are smaller than an average human but not as small as a small person

I mean compared to Joe you are decently averagely small

by Aguyontheinternetwholikeswords December 14, 2021

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average weight

Not skinny or fat

No I'm Average Weight

by 459395 March 10, 2022