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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.
by Batting above her average December 12, 2022
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Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!
Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up
by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019
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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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Average Basher

Look at her, she's just an average basher.
by Randompeg October 16, 2008
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Average warthunder player

a person who owns atleast a tiger h1, a L33, a kv2 and a fucking locust with eyes and atleast a body pillow on it and spams "Attack the D point!" On chat like the fuckass weeb retard he is. Mainly watches nothing but warthunder content and girls und panzer, and the only thing he listens to is fucking katyusha and sakkijarven polkka, and lastly spends a large amount of money on motherfucking gold eagles.
johngle_arsongaming: damnit my friend is now the average warthunder player

Asshole69420: Attack the D point!
by joshua lionel cowen September 5, 2025
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Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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