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Always Chris

Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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always fish

always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.
hmm, whats that on my plate... oh wait... its aLwaYs fisH
by fishy bobby September 10, 2019
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always

It's a state where something occurs all the time, non-stop. It never ends, neither it ever starts.
It could also repeat itself through the time, forever.

Related: forever repeat
by uglyninja March 16, 2018
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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Always Octal October

An event of October where you have to always use the number base 8, AKA Octal.
Me: Ayo guys I used decimal today
Lance and Joaquin: Ayo aren't you supposed to do Always Octal October? You're not supposed to use decimal.
Me: Oh, sorry.
by aosmfpvpouO February 24, 2022
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