A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.
Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.
by Long johns dong November 17, 2021
Get the A bernie mug.A very sensitive and outgoing, sometimes annoying creature. She might not be prettiest of them all but i would say she's a 5/10 on a good day. Any other day i would give her a 3/10, she has delicate features and likes to wear t-shirts.
Michael-"Did you see Bernie today?"
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."
by rapidfire101 July 27, 2018
Get the Bernie mug.That one scary auntie everyone has, you better be prepared to hide when auntie Bernie is coming to visit.
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"
by Bernie fan August 22, 2020
Get the Bernie mug.The Bernie Brothers are two very liberal brothers. They're obnoxious Bernie Sanders supports who say things like "feel the bern" and "Bernie or bust" very often, even if it isn't relevant at all. They were woke before woke was a political term, and they've been supporting Bernie since the day they were born. Nobody knows where they came from, but everyone knows who they are.
Person A: Did you see that the Bernie Brothers got into a fight with Tanner again?
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
by Wadda 147 July 2, 2023
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by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
Get the bundled like Bernie mug.A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.
Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
Get the Bernie mug.If Bert and Ernie's Bastard song had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.
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