Bernie Fabriccio

If Bert and Ernie's bastard son had a baby with Fabio and Iggy Pop's bastard love-child, it would look and sound like my neighbor.

Shut the fuck up and go to sleep Bernie Fabriccio.

by ChocolateRainIceCreamCone September 27, 2018

Dirty Bernie

A hand job with knit mittens

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.

Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.

by swon February 12, 2021

Berny

He is hot

Berny: I am hot
Matthew and Natan: We know

by Your Hot Mom/Berny February 1, 2021

Bernie

Someone who is %100 cuter then nick in every single way

"Bernie is cuter then nick"

by Nick the one and only February 4, 2022

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019

Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag

Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag

by Second cousin of dragons February 20, 2021