Skip to main content

Tease Chatter

A person who has no intention of ever following through and meeting up from the start. Instead of being upfront and honest, they string you along by chatting and acting like they really are interested in meeting up with you and getting to know you. When it comes time to make a date, O NO, “SOMETHING” always comes up that prevents them from following through.
What’s was the point of that entire conversation? You’re just another Tease Chatter here to waste time.
by Rdy2connect March 1, 2020
mugGet the Tease Chattermug.

Nugget Tease

A woman who is shaped like a fridge physically fighting or bullying you. You are legally allowed to call her nugget tease if you feel threatened.
Person1: Come here and fight me like a real man!
Person2: You’re a Nugget Tease!
by NuggetTease November 23, 2019
mugGet the Nugget Teasemug.

Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.
Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"
by scar13 November 8, 2009
mugGet the Finger Teasemug.

Bro Tease

1) When you think you have a bro, but he hits you up with a text like "Whats Up?" or "Wheres the party?" everynight and then you tell him, only to be replied with a "Nice"

You thought you had a bro, but it was only a tease.
Guy 1: Whats up?
Guy 2: Poker night man you should stop by lol.
Guy 1: Nice.

later...

Guy 3: So what happened to your bro?
Guy 1: Well, he hit me up so I told him to come through but I guess it was just a bro tease
by Matecio June 2, 2009
mugGet the Bro Teasemug.

Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.
After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.
by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012
mugGet the Dick teasemug.

Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.
Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.
by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009
mugGet the Poop Teasemug.

Vag tease

Anyone who is acting in a provocative or flirtatious manner towards a girl or implicitly promising sexual favours to a girl that are never delivered.
He was acting like he was going to take off his shirt for me but he only showed me his abs, what a vag tease...
by Hpodity March 26, 2010
mugGet the Vag teasemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email