Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day

My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso

by MeepBeep#2 October 25, 2023

steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.

Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"

by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016

steamy queef

A moist expulsion of air from the vagina, best seen on colder days.

"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."

by Pyramiddude87 March 18, 2014

Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

steamy noodle

A gay person

Mitch Grassi is such a steamy noodle

by HelloitsDori July 22, 2017

steamy jean

When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.

Also a favorite of stacey jean!

Tony gave charly a steamy jean.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019