Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
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safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.
Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...
by LTCFA November 25, 2017
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Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
by chonie pockets July 19, 2019
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 06, 2017
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Safety pin

Typically a metal cotter pin like device for keeping a land mine or hand grenade from going off, however in this case it is
used as a synonym for a companion who keeps you calm or from getting upset or "exploding with anger or lashing out'.
"Please stay with me you can be my safety pin.."
(used in Korean movie 'its ok not to be ok)

where military service is required by all and understand how these war devices work
by Nicky Boy II December 10, 2020
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safety laugh

when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their

pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
by ouch123456 July 12, 2011
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safety razor

A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.

Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
by RazorRick November 05, 2022
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